he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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