so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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