omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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