I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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