my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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