are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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