what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
