Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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