My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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