It's like God shit irony all over that family
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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