Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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