He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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