FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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