So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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