trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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