Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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