Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I have fence marks all over my body
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
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