I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
sex in a hospital.. check
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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