Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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