Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize