I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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