Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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