Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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