that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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