i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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