I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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