Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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