WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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