Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We left an ass print on the piano.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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