im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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