We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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