she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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