Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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