I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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