I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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