where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i now understand why vodka
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
All the doctor said was why
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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