Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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