you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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