i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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