"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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