hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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