Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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