And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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