Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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