Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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