And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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