I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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