im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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