Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Two words: blizzard sex
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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