my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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