so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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