the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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