I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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