I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Everything about him screamed your future.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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