You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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